I like her already, thats an A+ bed head
If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.
And so did 3 of the football players.
You are the best role model what are you talking about
I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.
HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON
Exactly, welcome to Slytherin
He is, isn’t he.
Hey. You are a weirdo, lol. XD But it’s okay I love you. <3
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.